Sum random dialogues durin d hol…
Scene 1 (Day 1)
We had dinner @ johnny’s steamboat located @ d summit (a shopg centre)… aft d dinner me n bik hanis went 2 d toilet 4 a while n den while searchg 4 d rez we bought sum buah asam (sour plum??), wateva la… so wen we found d rez, I offered evry1 d buah asam…
Me: uncle, nak buah asam? *handing him d plastic bag containg d buah asam*
Uncle Aidil: ah ketam??
Me: lerr, asal bleh jadi ketam plak… buah asam lah…
Dengs!
Scene 2 (Day 2)
All of us were juz sittin, chattin n watchg tv b4 gg out 2 petaling st n while waitg 4 maghrib (prayers) …
Bik Hanis: ei na, tadi ptg igt kan nak jln2 cari angin agi, abeh ko tdo plak…
Me: xcuse me, I was stil up til ard 4+ ok… bibik 2, tgh hari tdo, pas 2 bgn skejab, org tgk agi, die da tdo alek!
Bik Hanis: a’ah la, penat seh… aidil agi, trus gone! Adeq (she calls herself adeq, coz she’s d youngest in my mom’s fam) suro die tepi sikit, die move sikiiit je!
Uncle Aidil: u ckp tepi sikit pe, I move sikit je la…
Me: ah, lain kali ckp tepi byk!
Bik Hanis: hah, backing, backing! *points @ uncle*
Me: bkn backing… but fact watt…
Uncle Aidil: hah, fact pe…
Sooo random!
Scene 3 (Day 3)
D nite b4, me n bik hanis wanted 2 hv a movie marathon aft cumin bek fr petaling st n had supper @ a 24 hrs restaurant so in d morng while hvg breakfaz…
Bik Hanis: kul brape ko tdo smlm na?
Me: kul 3 lebih ar… u stood me up seh! Cam yeyer je movie marathon konon! Cett!
Mak (my grandma): crite ape ko tgk?
Me: cicak man, pas 2 igt kan nak tgk ghost rider n juz follow law, beh tgh bibik da gone, dgn uncle nye ngorok smue… tgk jam pn da kul 3+ naik tdo agi mulia seh!
Bik Hanis: ahahahahahahaks! Uncle mmg cam gi2, kdg2 bkn ngorok je, nant ade lah mulot die cam mengunyah2 bende lah, bunyi gigi die lah…
Me: huahuaks! Mama pn kdg2 cam 2 jgk seh!
Uncle Aidil: ape nye??
Bik Hanis: u tdo ngorok smue… 2 ar, I ckp u tak caye, lain kali I nak record ar! Nak jadikan evidence!
common scenario, where gt ppl wana say dey snore "mane ade, tak dgr pn!"... tgh tdo, nak dgr ape kebende!!
Scene 4 (Day 3)
In d rm, chging clothes, getting ready 2 go 2 kpg sri menanti…
Bik Hanis: tad pg mak ckp si hakim (my cuzzie) kene marah dgn paman n bik nita
Me: asal??!
Bik Hanis: coz he showed his test ppr which nids 2 b signed dis morng only, n seems lyk he didn’t do well 4 it…
Me: ehs?
Bik Hanis: tu bibik ckp, biase ar… IT RUNS IN D FAMILY!
Me: lol! If me I’ll juz sign it myself seh! I kan intl forger! Lol!
Bik Hanis: siot je ko! Da lame uat keje2 camni?? Bibik cam gini2 pn tetap honest seh… I’ll stil show, da uat slh pe, face it jelah, msk angin klua asap… agipn bpk (my grandpa)nye signature susa nak forge seh… tho its short, stil… sampai skg I cant forge otha ppl’s signature seh although it’s a simple initial of s or h or wateva…
Me: haiz… susa la cam ni…
Bik Hanis: tak cam ko, nak tipuu jer!
Me: bkn tipu, nak idop…
Yeah, rite!
Scene 5 (Day 3)
Upon reachin my foster grands hse… we were juz walkg n lookg @ d surroundg n breathin in fresh air (n since bik hanis’s kids hasn’t bin 2 a village b4)…
Me: adeq (hafy), wats tt? *points @ cow dung*
Hafy: *shakes head*
Me: tu name nye bullshit!
Hafy: BULLSHIT!
Me & Bik Hanis: lol! BULLSHIT!
Hafy: *repeatg us*
Bik Hanis: eh na, ko jgn ajar die yg bkn2 ek! Nant die ikot tau!
Me: huahuaks! Bullshit! *w hafy repeatg me*
Bik Hanis: kak ojit (calls out 2 my mum) tgk ar!
Me: lol!
Bad xample! Hehh…
Scene 6 (Day 3)
While eatg lunch…
Bik Ani (Bik Hanis’s maid): mari saya suapkan (feed d kids)
Bik Hanis: takpe la bik, bibik suap sampai bsk tak abes (coz d maid pampered dem), takpe saye suapkan dorg… HANY ADLIENA! HAFY ADLEE! Cepat sini mkn!!
Wonder hw wld it b lyk if I’ve gt kids of my own… haizzz…
Scene 7 (Day 3)
Watchg tv, m searchg 4 d remote control, den found it near my grandma, so I asked her 2 pass me d controls…
Me: mak pass kan remote kontrol tu plz
Bik Hanis: hahahaks, remote krontol (reminiscing wen rammy, I tink, calls it wen she was much younger)
I noe, it doesn’t sounds rite seh! Krontol! Lol!
Scene 8 (Day 4)
Early in d morng ard 7+ or 8+ lyk tt, all of us were hvg breakfaz…
Nek (my foster grandma): ahh, ni die, telor ayam kpg setgh masak… sedap nii…
Uncle Aidil: ape beza telor ayam kpg dgn telor biase??
Mama: khasiat nye lain…
Uncle Aidil: lain mcm mane??
Papa: khasiat nye lebih kuat agi… more internal strength!
*laffters*
Me: ma I 1 *points at her cup of tea* yong peng… eh! Teh! (was abt 2 say tea but I said yong peng instead coz uncle aidil was talkin 2 mama n papa abt stopg @ yong peng 2 buy honey, so tt’s hw sudd yong peng cums out fr my mouth!)
Nek: knape bleh jad yong peng plak ni… die terikot mama die ckp rupe nye…
Papa: die maseh blom bgn agi ar… otak blom digest agi!
Uncle Aidil: ko ok tak na?? *givin tt sheepish smile*
Bik Hanis: tu ar, blom mandi kan ko!
Me: alah, hany n hafy pn blom mandi, uncle pn blom mandi!
Wat did I say abt my mouth werks faster den my brain… geez…
Scene 9 (Day 4)
Headg bek 2 spore, bt b4 tt both my dad n uncle aidil sent d cars 4 washg bhind new york hotel, jb, so all of us lepak @ banafe 24 hrs rest. Hafy was soo sleepy n so he slept while sittin on bik hanis lap (i was sittin bside dem)... me n bik hanis disturbed him 2 make him awake... i took hafy's gameboy n tried playg sum games...
Bik Hanis: game ape ko main na?
Me: spongebob squarepants!
Bik Hanis: eh adeq, kak non main spongebob squarepants!
Mama: ko tau ke main??
Me: hehh... tak... hentam jelah!
Bik Hanis: adeq, tgk kak main btol ke tak tu
*upon hearin tt im playg his gameboy, he wakes up n feels fresh sudd! bvbguyenjkandhweb!!*
Me: ah hafy, ni camne ni??
Hafy & Hany (whu gt up fr her sit n went over 2 me): press b n a only... b 2 move, a 2 jump...
Me: alamak ni camne deq??
Hafy: *took d gameboy fr me n cont playg d game*
Me: wahh... trus tak ngantok!
Bik Hanis: lol! tu taktik nye! die lau pasal game jer mesti bgn!
Haizz... kids nowadays...
*.::.F@RN@ speaks her mind.::.*
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